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Freshly Shaven:Drunk on Apples

When Steve entered the pub on last Saturday night, there were apples on the bar – which quite understandably, Steve found quite surreal. He asked about why they were there, and he got a straight answer from the barman. “We’re making some cocktails using our own-grown apples – we were asked by the brewery to become more local in our nature, so we grew some apples.”
“Nice one” thought Steve. But however “nice” he thought it was, he still wanted to leave this rather strange place to go to another bar where there aren’t apples. So he went to the other local. Outside the “o

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Tue Aug 23, 2005, 1:13 AM

i didn't write anything. i will write something proper soon, hopefully - and it will be my mission to be the daily deviation... i feel that i can do it. If only i take some time and actually do it properly.

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Current Residence: Monmouth
Interests: Acting, Singing, Opera, Scriptwriting.
Favourite movie: Forrest Gump or There Will Be Blood.
Favourite band or musician: Damien Rice, Luke Pickett, Death Cab For Cutie, Autopilots.
Favourite genre of music: Acoustic/80s downbeat pop/Melancholy Indie
Favourite artist: Sally Davies
Favourite poet or writer: Harold Pinter, Thomas Kyd, John Godber.
Favourite photographer: Charles Nowlan
Favourite style of art: Street Art
Operating System: XP
MP3 player of choice: trusty 80GB video iPod.
Favourite game: Pro Evo/Football Manager
Favourite gaming platform: PS2/Gameboy
Favourite cartoon character: Does Elmo count?
Personal Quote: "Yeah... I know"
Tools of the Trade: Myself... pad and pencil.

Website: http://www.myspace.com/kizmarlo
Email: chrisdavies89@hotmail.co.uk

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`adrift Aug 23, 2005, 5:53:30 AM

Thankyou for giving William a home in your favourites list.

He's getting lots of hugs today and likes it very much.

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~colonelZ Aug 20, 2005, 5:55:47 AM

cheers tim - bring down the tone why don't you? lol...

"chris ure writing is awsome" - nd so iz urs.

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~sasuke16 Aug 19, 2005, 9:58:40 AM

chris ure writing is awsome, the italian 1 is fukin brill

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~OhSoNaive Aug 19, 2005, 7:36:09 AM

Thanks very much for the comment. I shall now investigate your gallery...

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~MemoryFinder Aug 16, 2005, 4:29:10 PM

Thanks for the fav!

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